I flipped though pages and pages of fertility spells online, finding the oddest suggestions to improve fertility…
“Fill a warm (not too hot) bath and add 3 drops of lemon oil, 3 drops of orange oil and 3 drops of lime oil. Take turns bathing one another thoroughly (no soap, just a clean cloth and…
*looking around for @JakePurifoy_BT , seeing nothing I hit accept order, thinking, it’s definitely July 28th now, and @WereQuinn better get us the Mazarin, or he’s paying for the new ones*
~Deductive Reasoning~ @JakePurifoy_BT
After spending much of the night stressing over something I really didn’t have to, I came up with: nothing.
I knew Jake. I knew what he liked. And just picking something expensive wasn’t gonna fly with him.
He liked bells and whistles, but only on a bike. He never wore jewelry. So I decided to go with the plain band.
Amongst my many windows I had open… Ashley Furniture. American Wedding. Maggie Sottero. ….. I added another website non-grata. Tiffany.
By God my man was gonna wear Tiffany.
I ordered judt a plain band, size 11.5…just in case. 2,500 dollars later? Wedding ring!
I blazed through the Maggie site real quick, whilst Jake was into some kind of bike show. Closed that.
I needed a date before I could order invites, though. That would have to be the next task.
Wedding date! I slid out of my desk chair in the little kitchen bill=paying station, and joined Jake on the big sectional sofa, new-smelling and refreshing, and curled under his waiting arm.
Nothing better than this: on the couch with your man, watching whatever, knowing you just ordered something you thought you’d never get on his finger.
A wedding band.
……. I said it in my head, just once.
Abigail Jean…Purifoy. I smiled.
Jake couldn’t figure out why.
So I kinda did a good job of pickin’ out the ring, but won’t @AbbyMasonBT be surprised when I give her one of these each month.
Whatta y’all reckon? A good idea?
@JakePurifoy_BT had been hard to get away from, but I did it. Put a beer in his hand and HBO an I got 20 minutes like *that*.
I went outside and begrudgingly dialed my mother, Miss Janet Hammonds-Mason. I swear. I’d never be so happy to get rid of this name.
She answered on the first ring.
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@AbbyMasonBT - Happy Ever After?

Lynin’ awake, Abby still usin’ me as her pillow, thinkin’ about the offer that she signed yesterday for this house jus’ outta Shreveport. Ok so why am I gettin’ these weird vibes kinda from her. I gave her a ring, we are gettin’ the house, there’s gonna be a weddin’, I’m makin’ her an honest woman, we talked about kids. So ain’t that everythin’ she ever wanted? Fuck I’ve even gone out on a limb with this Pits thing to make sure we have a good financial future. After all, what a few deaths here an’ there, that’s jus’ the way it is an’ I now that ain’t really worryin’ her. Or maybe it is. Her girls, she’s kinda become close to ‘em, Yeah that’s gotta be it, cause there sure ain’t any other problem that I can think ‘bout, cause me an the Abster are real tight an’ if there was somethin’ she wasn’t sure ‘bout with us, I’m sure she would come to me an’ tell me, right?
I wished @JakePurifoy_BT could have been with me as I peered over the banister at the living room. I, for one brief second, saw a very drunk Bob Jessup try to jump off the loft and down onto the couch. I wondered if he still had his cat reflexes…
I continued on, seeing two bedrooms to the left, and one solitary one to the right, with it’s own bathroom. MINE. I could make this a closet! Deal. Done. Sold.
The two other bedrooms were adjoined by a shared bathroom, and I thoughty it seemed like a suite in a college dorm to me. Shared sink, but door separating the toilet and shower/tub. There was another bathroom at the end of the hall, and a den-like gameroom. Perfect place for Jake’s new man cave, wolf den. I already felt like I was home.
The bedrooms all looked out over the property, all had a balcony. It was beautiful. It was hard to pry myself off the back balcony overlooking the wide expance of yard, but I did it.
I made my way back down, taking yet another look at the pool. This was perfect for us.
I asked the realtor if the owners were willing to move at all on the price, and she’d seemed hesitant. But, when I told her I could give her $250,000 that day if they came down to 400, she blanched. I told her I’d discuss it with Jake, and call her the next few days.
I knew Jake would be unsettled if I made a move without him, so I bit down real hard on my tongue and just told her I’d call her with an offer.
As I walked around the front one more time, I thought of the last time we’d done this. Dove off the deep end. Bought a house. It hadn’t ended well.
I was determined to make THIS forever decision last just that.
If not? Bury my ass in the backyard. I quit.
I got back in the car and sent Jake a text:
We’re not keeping the piano. An’ Ya know how well I sing.
Via Werewolf's Tale
~House hunting~ @JakePurifoy_BT
So Jake was still at work, and he sent me to “look at the house”. He should know better by now, I don’t need to look again. I already want it.
So this was a joy ride.
I loved the house in pictures, but it didn’t do the structure justice. I felt like I’d stepped onto an old plantation, standing in front of the door between the tall white pillars, I was back in Gone with the Wind. Inside the door lead either upstairs, to the right to a dining room, or left to a piano room (Jake Purifoy and a piano room? Um no, maybe a bar/lounge area) and then what looked like an office. I headed to the right.
The dining room was small, and honestly, small was ok, We’d never use it. The kitchen took my breath away, the marble countertops perfect, smooth and cool, you could cook right on it. I loved the small desk which seemed to scream out at me WRITING DESK!, and I carried on into the master bedroom, the only bedroom on the bottom floor. It had a deep porcelain tub in the bathroom, and a separate shower stall. (Big enough for two people, yes, I checked.)
I poked my head out to the pool, smelling the salt in the saltwater spa. (SPA!!!) I felt very Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, so much luxury I just wasn’t used to. Yet, it already felt like home. I could see Jake in front of the massive gas fireplace, a Christmas tree in the corner, and while my mind was already running sprints around me, two little boys fighting over their first opened present, though there were still several unopened packages under the tree. I shook my head hard and pushed the image from my mind.
I went back through the kitchen, up the stairs….
I’ll have the check waiting for when you get home.
Via Werewolf's Tale


